Funny Math Puns for Halloween Costumes
To anyone whose Halloween costumes have included dressing up as "Holy Guacamole" or a "Formal Apology," first of all: Har-har-har. Good one. But most importantly, fellow pun-lovers can rejoice, because we've rounded up so many funny Halloween puns to use when you're looking to "creep it real" this fall. Don't be embarrassed—we all appreciate a good corny joke, especially Ree Drummond. Corny jokes are her favorite kind of humor, right next to basset hound humor!
Whether you need some serious costume inspiration or a cute idea for your Halloween Instagram captions, dazzle your friends with a knee-slapping one-liner that'll make them Hallo-scream with laughter! After posting a snap of your dazzling outfit along with cute Halloween quotes, tack on a witchy pun or two to spice things up.
Anyone who celebrates the holiday as soon as September 1 hits will want to keep these Halloween sayings in their back pocket, in addition to cute fall Instagram captions and fall quotes. It's the best way to get in the spooky mood, next to watching scary movies and listening to Halloween songs.
Even though All Hallows' Eve is only one night a year, you can get in the "spirits" with these silly Halloween puns!
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Halloween Puns
- Trick or treat yo' self.
- Tricks or it didn't happen.
- Fangtastic.
- Happy Hollow-ween!
- Creepin' it real.
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- Hallo-scream!
- Hallow-queen of Halloween.
- Howl you doin', good lookin'?
- A scare is born tonight!
- A bag of tricks and treats.
- Have a spook-tacular Halloween!
- Orange you excited for Halloween?
- Come as you aren't.
- Love at first bite.
- Vampires are a pain in the neck.
- My costume is eerie-sistible.
- Having a howling good time!
- Fangs for the memories.
- Happy Hallo-weenie!
- Time to get this party startled!
- Bat to the bone.
Pumpkin Puns
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
- You don't know jack-o'-lantern.
- Waaay ahead of the carve!
- Lookin' gourd-geous!
- I only have pumpkin pies for you.
- Having a gourd of a time!
- Keep calm and pumpkin on.
- Let's pumpkin spice things up.
- Life is gourd.
- The Pun-kin King of Halloween!
- You're the pumpkin of my eye.
- I will gourd my candy with my life!
- My costume really struck a gourd with me this year.
- What's a math teacher's favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.
- Oh my gourd-ness, it's finally Halloween!
Witch Puns
- Witchful thinking.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- If the broom fits!
- Wicked awesome.
- Be-witcha in a second!
- Looking brew-tiful tonight!
- Witching you a Happy Halloween.
- Witch and famous.
- Everything I brew, I brew for you.
- Witcha up to?
- It's a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.
- Feeling witchy.
- Can't always get what you wand.
Candy Puns
- I'm not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.
- Twix or treat!
- Halloween makes me so (candy) corny.
- Don't go goblin up all my candy.
- Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!
- I can't Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.
- Starbursting to eat all this candy.
- Halloween night Pop Rocks my world.
- Your costume is so realistic that it's un-candy!
- I won't let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
- I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.
Skeleton Puns
- Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.
- Bone to be wild.
- Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
- I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
- Just try to skele-run from my skele-puns.
- I'd tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus.
- It's time to have some skele-fun.
Ghost Puns
- It's time to boo-gie!
- You're boo-tiful!
- You're my best ghoul-friend.
- If you've got it, haunt it.
- Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!
- The ghost-ess with the mostest.
- Time to lift your spirits!
- Looking fa-boo-lous.
- Boo-yah!
- Get in the Halloween spirits!
- Ghouls just want to have fun.
- What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream.
- Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
- Where my ghouls at?
- Shake your boo-ty!
- Here for the boos.
- Squad ghouls.
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